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How to Accomplish Noteworthy Things
HOW TO CURE CANCER
- research
- confirm findings
- administer treatment to patients
HOW TO CONQUER THE WORLD
- build up a massive military force
- properly supply said force
- Attack!
- accept terms of surrender
HOW TO COLONIZE THE GALAXY
- research various fields involved
- apply research to mission sent out
- accomplish mission
- repeat as necessary
HOW TO LEAD A FULL, HAPPY LIFE
- discover meaning of life
- abide thereby
Christ-Mas.
If you enjoy Yeshua (aka Jesus), you might enjoy these other Christ-related Axes & Alleys articles:
Fifty Ideas for Making Insects Better
T-Shirts! Mugs! Buttons!
All those emails we’ve gotten have been answered. As you may have noticed earlier in the week, we’ve added a Merch tab to the site. Now you can get Axes & Alleys stuff manufactured in Chinese and Indonesian sweat shops. Not to worry though, by purchasing Axes & Alleys products you’ll be instructing those third-world denizens in the lessons of capitalism. They’re cheap, they’re sexy, and one of our readers already got laid reading one.
Ask Montezuma What This Shirt Means
Space Penguin!
A&A Logo Tee
The Axes & Alleys Store
We’ve gone and done it now. The Axes & Alleys Store is now up and running. We want your suggestions. Tell us what you would like to see from A&A on a(n) [insert product] in the comments. So far we’ve received suggestions for an Ask Montezuma t-shirt and a t-shirt with Wood, one hell of a material on it.
Tell us what you’d like!