Slightly used basket for lowering lotion into pit. B. Bill, West VA.
Mutated tomato plant for use as night light. 5,000 lumens. Joey, 530-2816. Ask for Joey.
Homemade mailbox cover, preferably burlap or velvet. Must be IBM compatible. Ronda, Box 234.
Six hundred and two Gideon Bibles stolen from Best Midwestern hotel chain. $2 each or best off. Silas McGurney, Room 4, The Pentagon.
Sparkle Boy needed to stand in corridor for eight hour workday. Must be able to stand still while holding sparklers. 125K per year, plus company car. 5-10 exp. Necessary. Fax resume to DB Inc.
Incredibly realistic reproduction of fried chicken dinner. Potatoes, rolls and coleslaw included. All made of wood. Call Delia, 628-1873.