HOW TO CURE CANCER
- research
- confirm findings
- administer treatment to patients
HOW TO CONQUER THE WORLD
- build up a massive military force
- properly supply said force
- Attack!
- accept terms of surrender
HOW TO COLONIZE THE GALAXY
- research various fields involved
- apply research to mission sent out
- accomplish mission
- repeat as necessary
HOW TO LEAD A FULL, HAPPY LIFE
- discover meaning of life
- abide thereby
