T-Shirts! Mugs! Buttons!

All those emails we’ve gotten have been answered. As you may have noticed earlier in the week, we’ve added a Merch tab to the site. Now you can get Axes & Alleys stuff manufactured in Chinese and Indonesian sweat shops. Not to worry though, by purchasing Axes & Alleys products you’ll be instructing those third-world denizens in the lessons of capitalism. They’re cheap, they’re sexy, and one of our readers already got laid reading one.

Ask Montezuma What This Shirt Means
Montezuma Tee

Space Penguin!
Space Penguin Tee

A&A Logo Tee
Logo Tee

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