All those emails we’ve gotten have been answered. As you may have noticed earlier in the week, we’ve added a Merch tab to the site. Now you can get Axes & Alleys stuff manufactured in Chinese and Indonesian sweat shops. Not to worry though, by purchasing Axes & Alleys products you’ll be instructing those third-world denizens in the lessons of capitalism. They’re cheap, they’re sexy, and one of our readers already got laid reading one.