Cornucopia
Rats the size of mongooses
Laundry
Mayonnaise jar full of dimes
Asia
Chocolate pony
Coupon for one free night of grave robbing
Unicycle cover (genuine leather)
Empty promises
Reference library
Bag of rice
Helmet polish
Handful of loose board game pieces
Your terrible poetry
Mizzen mast
Sack o’ frogs
Extra helping of barley
Answers to upcoming algebra test
Homemade map of living room
Hot onion cider
Photograph of lion
Collected doorknobs (various)
Medical degree
Watch winding instructions
Vest
Your thoughts on slide-rules
Butter