Best Gift Ideas for the Holidays

Rats the size of mongooses
Mayonnaise jar full of dimes
Chocolate pony
Coupon for one free night of grave robbing
Unicycle cover (genuine leather)
Empty promises
Reference library
Bag of rice
Helmet polish
Handful of loose board game pieces
Your terrible poetry
Mizzen mast
Sack o’ frogs
Extra helping of barley
Answers to upcoming algebra test
Homemade map of living room
Hot onion cider
Photograph of lion
Collected doorknobs (various)
Medical degree
Watch winding instructions
Your thoughts on slide-rules

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