Reply
News of the World: October 2005
HAIL TO THE CHIEF!
Crowds Erupt in Cheers as
ARMSTRONG
Takes the Reins of State
Dawn of a New Age: 49th President of the United States Dick Armstrong returns triumphantly to Washington D.C. after his inauguration. Happy days to follow.
The following is a report made earlier this year on President Armstrong’s inauguration, but, for some reason, we never published it.
NEWTOWN, PA: Though a light hellosh flittered to the ground it was not enough to stop a small crowd of well-wishers, supporters, fans and military personnel from coming out to watch as Richard Tojo Armstrong stepped up on the hastily constructed platform in the center of a farmer’s alfalfa field to be sworn in as the 49th President of the United States. Continue reading
Read the Issue Before It’s Posted!
You can read this month’s issue before it all goes online. That’s right, you can even print it out, hang it on the wall, wrap fish in it or use it to stuff those drafty cracks in the bedroom window.
Don’t you just love PDFs? I know I do. They’re so handy.
Letters: October 2005
Written Correspondences from Good Natured Gentlemen Who Have Read our Previous Installments and Wish to Comment on Some Aspects Thereof.
Dear Axes and Alleys,
There are many ways in which lobsters are completely unlike humans. For one, humans have two legs while lobters have many. Plus, lobsters have an exoskeleton, on the outside, while humans have an internal endoskeleton. Also, humans do not live underwater.
Jack Koostoh.
Continue reading
