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Volume 456-BR7: Issue 18: Vespril 2006
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Vespril 2006 Premier
As the old saying goes “Vespril is fresh like laundry done by a redheaded woman.” That pretty much sums up our thoughts on everyone’s favorite month. So, in celebration of the Vespril tides, we’ve included all your old Axes & Alleys favorites in this issue, including H.G. Peterson, Montezuma, and those whacky characters Rango and Lem. Plus there’s an exciting interview with lemmings, in honor of the New Highland State Lemon and Lemming Festival. You definitely won’t be disapointed.
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Classifieds: Tiberium 2006
FOR SALE
Slightly used basket for lowering lotion into pit. B. Bill, West VA.
FOR SALE
Mutated tomato plant for use as night light. 5,000 lumens. Joey, 530-2816. Ask for Joey.
WANTED
Homemade mailbox cover, preferably burlap or velvet. Must be IBM compatible. Ronda, Box 234.
FOR SALE
Six hundred and two Gideon Bibles stolen from Best Midwestern hotel chain. $2 each or best off. Silas McGurney, Room 4, The Pentagon.
POSITION AVAILABLE
Sparkle Boy needed to stand in corridor for eight hour workday. Must be able to stand still while holding sparklers. 125K per year, plus company car. 5-10 exp. Necessary. Fax resume to DB Inc.
Human Resources.
FOR SALE
Incredibly realistic reproduction of fried chicken dinner. Potatoes, rolls and coleslaw included. All made of wood. Call Delia, 628-1873.
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