Monthly Archives: May 2006

Tiberium 2006 Premier

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You know what’s better than rainbows, unicorns, pots of gold or peace and happiness? That’s right…money. And money, as we all know, can be exchanged for goods and services. One such good and/or service is the latest issue of your favorite magazine Axes & Alleys in an easily printable PDF which you can download just by clicking here.

You can also use money to buy rainbows and give them to puppies for Christmas.

Classifieds: Fabuly 2006

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FOR SALE
Vial of Afipia felis. The patient is dead and I don’t need it any more. Find Dr. Debre for purchase.

FOR SALE
Sumantran Death Flower. Beautiful, fragrant, and will kill you. Johnson Co. Arboretum.

FOR SALE
Modern and stylish communications device. Works only over short distances. Some splicing and puncturing may be required. Assembly necessary. For instructions, please email me.

WANTED
Recorded sound of Purgatory. Already possess authenticated recordings of Heaven and Hell and need this to complete my collection. Contact The Branch Ministries P.O. Box 60 Turtletown, TN 37391
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