A Field of Inestimable Certitude
by Dick R. Gordonson
Dick R. Gordonson is the Unified Nations Special Envoy on Old Studies and Residual Neologism Removal. He received his Associates Degree from the Monstylvania College of Agricultural Technology Design Arts, his Bachelors Degree from the Greater Platha Non-Correspondence University (satellite campus), a Masters Degree in Social Studies from Columbia University, his first PhD in Foliage from MCATDA and his second PhD in Rocks from Kalisotta Communal University and Ranch. He is also possessed of a law degree from The Law School™ and is in residency at Downtown Berlin Connecticut Hospital in downtown Berlin, Connecticut.
Modern archaeological methods have taken a long road trip ahead in the century passed. From primitive, quite barbaric methods of discovery and acquisition which barely touched upon learning about our predecessors, archeologists have grown into a group of scientists. No longer the brigands of the past, these Footsoldiers of History have taken upon their shoulders a great burden and turned their backs on the ArchaeoHordes of the early to mid-Twentieth Century. Continue reading
