Axes & Alleys Triumphs Again!

Recently, the editors of Axes & Alleys received a comunique from Philip Warner, the principal of Lithium Picnic Studios insinuating that his photographs of his beloved companion Apnea should not grace the pages of the World’s Greatest Tractor Related Publication. Thus, we were forced to replace several pictures due to his belief that Axes & Alleys wasn’t good enough for his lady-friend.

The joke is on him!

New York Press, a free weekly in New York City, put Apnea on their front page this week. Little did Lithium Picnic’s pugnacious Philip realize that Axes & Alleys regulars Scott Birdseye and Jeremy Rosen have both had their writing featured in the pages of the New York Press .

It seems oddly inconsistent, doesn’t it? One Birdseye-Rosen-laden publication isn’t good enough for the Graver/Cybergoth Princess, but another is? Perhaps Philip should drink a great big glass of Aristotelian logic.

Looks like reason and coherence are on our side and once again Triumph will sleep in our guest bed tonight.

Delores R. Grunion
Editor in Chief
Axes & Alleys