The Asteroid Awareness Association

in conjunction with

Rock-Based Americans, Inc.

and at the behest of

The Global Extraction Group

proposes:

Proposition 1898: The Lucy Craft Laney Memorial Disaster Endowment for Asteroid Taxation Health Act

Principal Author: Mary Jains-Bester, Esq. of the AAA.

Preamble
An act to increase the scope of program and funding afforded the Asteroid Community through the 1964 Asteroid Welfare Act. Throughout the Earth’s history, the Asteroid Community has been a powerful bloc of constituents. Strengthening that community strengthens America. Public subsidy of asteroids is vital to ensuring a secure and free America.

Section 1
Let “asteroid” refer to any Rock-based American.
A) Rock-Based Americans located on the surface of the Earth are excluded.

Section 2
Funding for the 1964 Asteroid Welfare Act shall be increased by 15% to be taken from a 1 cent per transaction national sales tax.

Section 3
The Asteroid Welfare Administration (AWA) shall begin a new counseling initiative to inform Rock-based Americans of the services available to them.
A) These counselors shall act under the auspices of the AWA’s career and health counselors office.

Section 4
All Inuit shall be moved, temporarily, to safety parks for their own convenience.

Section 5
This Act shall sunset five years after passage (excluding Section 4).

Section 6
This Act shall take effect 90 days after passage.