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Aphros Issue Premier
“We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable rights, that among these are life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness.”
These famous words can be a found in a brochure we got at Independence Hall in Philadelphia. And today, we urge you to heed these words and listen to that hallowed brochure. Yes, you should do what the brochure tells you and pursue your happiness. A great way to not only pursue happiness, but also catch it, it to check out this month’s new issue of Axes & Alleys. It features helpful hints for invading Long Island, the Historigon, our review of Telenovela Star’s new record, and tons of stickers.
Download the newest issue of Axes & Alleys today and feel free to ogle all of our previous issues in the archive.
My Brunch with Dirk Benedict
Dirk Benedict came over on Sunday, mid-afternoon. He didn’t take haste in coming, for our time together is leisurely. In answering his knock, I opened the door to find that dashing man upon my verandah. Standing tall and full of life, he sent vibrations near and far.
With bloody maries already at hand I invited him to sit. Oh did we wile away the time, sipping at our cocktails; discussing Aristophanes and macroeconomics. Dirk Benedict, I say, is a masterful economist. with command of theory, practical experience and a rapacious imagination. Later we happily switched to sangria.
I gently bade him enter now, for a fine repast I had awaiting. His eyes were twinkling as he dug right in. His mane is cherubic when he’s eating rye toast and fried ham, and almost laughing at his eggs benedict. Dirk Benedict enjoys that jape, no matter how many times it’s done.
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Rebo & Zootie in Chicken Papri-Gosh!
Zootie’s got something important to do tonight and he needs Rebo’s expertise!
Penguins!
