Newly Formulated Words to Describe the Previously Indescribable
Misingenious (n): One who, by accident, routinely tells lies to the wrong person.
Sibrate (v. regular): The act of emitting a hissing sound through the lips in a failed attempt at whistling.
Visent (n): A blank, or unemotional, expression used in the playing of poker.
Rotacussion (n): A drum beat which resembles the sound of a motor or engine, specifically that of a rotary wing aircraft.
Chimley (adj.): Pertaining to or resembling an old, battered, useless kite.
Lunution (n): The exact month within which a republic or democracy is transformed into an empire via the actions of a powerful individual politician.
Tyle (v. regular): To urinate while sitting down.
Gathe (n): The smell of burnt hair. Gæthic (adj.): That which has a smell resembling burnt hair.
Senthadure (n): A basketball game wherein both competing teams’ scores require the use of a three digit number to be tallied.
Anicathate (v. he anithates, she anithates, they anithate / he anithated, she anithated, they anicathed / he anican, she anicana, they will anicathatia): The act of a Vice Admiral opening a car door for a Rear Admiral on a Tuesday afternoon.
Bant (n): An accumulation of bottle caps in a trash receptacle.
Thereout (prep.): Used to distinguish an object which is near two conversers and an object which is more distance from the two observers.
Sogria (n): The warm burning sensation which accompanies and immediately follows the consumption of intoxicating liquors.
Tympasogria (n): The similar sensation manifested in the blood vessels and tissues of the outer ear.
Litholeazation (n): The slowly dawning realization that an object one believed was a rock is actually a dirt clod.
Orlumate (v. regular): The act of placing one’s mouth around the end of a flashlight in order to allow the light to create an orange glow while passing through the translucent flesh of the cheeks.
Wrist (v. regular): To mutter a non-sensible phrase to oneself while in deep thought, or while ruminating on a subject or memory of great personal importance.
Dubniumesque (adj.): Pertaining to, related to, or identified with atomic element number 105.
Carusiohnipistle (n): A correspondence which is written in order to terminate a romantic relationship.
Oot (v. regular): The act of grasping another person’s leg, thigh or knee as a sign of sexual attraction.
Aldarss (n): An exclamation uttered while watching a Zeppelin burst into flames.
Coulromal (n): A sad or clinically depressed clown.
Jaep (v. regular): The act of reading a collection of new words off of a website.
