Recently, the editors of Axes & Alleys received a comunique from Philip Warner, the principal of Lithium Picnic Studios insinuating that his photographs of his beloved companion Apnea should not grace the pages of the World’s Greatest Tractor Related Publication. Thus, we were forced to replace several pictures due to his belief that Axes & Alleys wasn’t good enough for his lady-friend.
Written Correspondences from Good Natured Gentlemen Who Have Read our Previous Installments and Wish to Comment on Some Aspects Thereof.
Dear Axes and Alleys,
There are many ways in which lobsters are completely unlike humans. For one, humans have two legs while lobters have many. Plus, lobsters have an exoskeleton, on the outside, while humans have an internal endoskeleton. Also, humans do not live underwater.
Jack Koostoh.
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H.G. Peterson is a deep-sea fisherman who is well known for his authorship of Cascading Walnuts: The US Occupation of Wysteria and its Socio-Economic Consequences.
The Marbles
Mark, Manda, Joe, Elias
Touch them
Dirty Angels
with faces
Strike and reverse
Seduce me
oh grandiose
chords powerful
Not another few
escapist
minutae of heart
Rather our citizenry
Expression,
deeplycover Avenged
Loth the Grande
Ohio
State your place
Rock lives
when
The Kids, they dance
Dangerous
broken youth have
no direction
Eight hours
an eternity
wait for it
Combustible liason
turn it upside
down
Only a few times in life does one find a perfect album; that collection of songs that gives a voice to the ideas and feelings you have but are unable to articulate, a record that you can’t help but sing along with, a record that you love from start to finish, that stays in your CD player and your head for far longer that it ever probably should.
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