Axes & Alleys

Fan Fiction for the Universe

Adveretisients du Classified

Posted on October 21, 2005 by Jeremy Rosen

WANTED
One set of b/w photographs of Vorlon nipples. If only I had pictures of Kosh’s nipples! Please help. Robbie, Box 512.

WANTED
At least fifteen layers of facial tissues for use as “insulation.” Call Romaine Street, leave message, do not call from your home phone and do not breathe too heavily into the telephone receiver as you may contaminate it.

WANTED
Nude women for use in sexual coitus. Must be young, attractive and nubile. Will accept any type of women, but Asians preferable. School girl costumes provided. Walter 818-738-0292 Continue reading →

Posted on October 20, 2005 by Delores Grunion

Posted on October 9, 2005 by Jeremy Rosen

Mug o' Kittens

Posted on October 6, 2005 by Jeremy Rosen

Episode 711

Letters: October 2005

Posted on October 4, 2005 by Delores Grunion

Written Correspondences from Good Natured Gentlemen Who Have Read our Previous Installments and Wish to Comment on Some Aspects Thereof.

Dear Axes and Alleys,

There are many ways in which lobsters are completely unlike humans. For one, humans have two legs while lobters have many. Plus, lobsters have an exoskeleton, on the outside, while humans have an internal endoskeleton. Also, humans do not live underwater.

Jack Koostoh.
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