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Author Archives: Delores Grunion
News of the World: October 2005
The War at Sea
Battle of Bering Sea
Declared Major Victory for Good Guys
Bering Sea October 3, 2005 – The latest naval engagement in the Bering Sea is set to send hostilities into a protracted state of being really, really high as the Good Guys have handed the Bad Guys their hat on the way out the door.
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Letters: November 2005
Written Correspondences from Good Natured Gentlemen Who Have Read Our Previous Installments and Wish to Comment on Some Aspects Thereof.
Dear Mr. Rosen,
Thank you for your kind message during this joyous holiday season. I am humbled and honored to lead a proud Nation. Through courage, compassion, and strength, Americans are demonstrating the character of our country.
As we celebrate, I encourage our citizens to give thanks for our blessings and to pray for our men and women in uniform and their families.
Laura and I send our best wishes for happy holidays with family and friends. May God bless you, and my God continue to bless America.
Sincerely,
George W. Bush
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Thanks to Lauren Skala for ideas, photography and insight.
Axes & Alleys Cover Contest
You can pick the picture we use for our Springuly 2005 cover! Below you will find three pictures of the babeliciously slutty Lindsay Lohan. Whichever hot pic’ gets the most votes will be the one we use for our Springuly cover. One of our lucky readers who votes will even be given the opportunity to write a letter which may appear in that very same issue.
Pick your favorite pic’
A
B
or is it cover….
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Once you’ve figured out which picture of Ms. Lohan you like best, just send in your vote to:
A&A Lindsay Lohan Contest
476 Russell Senate Office Building
Washington, DC 20510