Our previous post asked for you to help our economy and solve the looming oil crisis by writing your representatives and senators in Congress and requesting that they provide both the esteemed Mr. Birdseye and myself with Letters of Marque so that we may equip privateers.

Many of you turn out to be lazy, so here are two additional options.
1. Download a PDF copy of the letter HERE, print it, and mail it to your congressperson;

or

2. open it, and email it to your congressperson HERE and HERE.