Here at Axes & Alleys, we understand that there were nine great inventions that truly changed the world; gunpowder, movable type printing, the stirrup, writing, the steam engine, agriculture, digital encoding, the compass, and smelting. And, of course, all of these inventions were created for one reason: to impress girls.

Of course, there’s one girl that definitely deserves to be impressed and that girl is none other than Ms. Anne Craig. Each morning, she spreads cheer through her job and we, the Axes & Alleys editorial staff, think that people should try to invent new things to impress Anne Craig.

Think of what humanity could create; flying cars, jet packs, laser blasters, spaceships, a cure for cancer, robots and what not. There would be so many benefits to humanity if our current would-be Thomas Edisons would get off their collective asses and start trying to impress Anne Craig. C’mon, inventors, let’s get cracking.

xxx ooo

Delores R. Grunion
Editor-in-Chief

The Haduary Cover Girl: Kate Winslet

Like all good Americans, the lovely Kate Winslet is a British Actress.