- Sasquatch tells you so.
- You stitch your loved-one’s name into your socks.
- Suddenly you start liking death metal.
- One afternoon you decide to make dioramas of the best scenes from Say Anything, but you replace the main characters with you and the person you love.
- You give up your religion, your family, and your community.
- Their goitre doesn’t bother you one bit.
- In conversation with your friends, you say “Their feet don’t smell that bad.”
- So their apartment’s infested. So what?
- You tell them you hate their sexual orientation.
- When you think about them you get nauseous. This could also be indicative of salmonella poisoning or existential angst.
How to Tell if You’re In Love
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