Due to our inflammatory and, dare we say, privy-mouthed, comments, Dr. Peter Woit of the prestigious Columbia University, his legal council and advisors, have asked that Axes & Alleys officially refrain from endorsing the upcoming pro-science, anti-superstring proposition tome Not Even Wrong.

Though you may not know it, Katharine Towne is an exciting actress who has appeared in many films and television programs. With her amazing spunkiness and near super human ability to deliver sarcasm, she has won the hearts and minds of the nation. We’ve compiled over two thousand interesting facts about Katharine Towne, but have whittled it down to ten, because ours is a decimal culture. So, enjoy these Katharine Towne facts and enjoy the work of Katharine Towne.

1. Unfortunately, Katharine Towne has never had a staring role, except in the shortly lived series MYOB. Luckily Katharine Towne has managed to bring her particular brand of pugnacious attitude to all of her minor roles.
2. Katharine Towne does appear naked in the movie Go, one of her few brunette roles.
3. Katharine Towne appeared in the show Buffy the Vampire Slayer, in the episode “Freshman.” While her portrayal of the vampire Sunday was amazing, she really should have been cast as the Fifth Season Big Bad, Glory. Katharine Towne would have been perfect for the part of Glory.
4. Several lackluster movies, such as Anarchist’s Cookbook, Evolution, The Bachelor, She’s All That, and What Lies Beneath feature nothing of interest apart from Katharine Towne’s brief onscreen appearances.
5. Several good movies, such as Go, and But I’m a Cheerleader, benefited greatly from having Katharine Towne in the cast.
6. In the Lindsay Lohan movie Mean Girls, the part of the artistic fag-hag friend should have been played by Katharine Towne. In fact, Katharine Towne should get royalties any time this type character appears in a movie. As Carly Simon said, nobody does it better than Katharine Towne.
7. When the foolish magazine Maxim did a pictorial of Katharine Towne, they made her look like every other girl in their pages; a stupid, blonde, tanned ditz. They failed to capture everything that makes Katharine Towne so wonderful.
8. Katharine Towne has a cleft chin, which is highly erotic.
9. Katharine Towne’s husband, Charlie Hunnam is the luckiest man on earth for being allowed to marry a woman as amazing as Katharine Towne.
10. Katharine Towne served as Honorary Grand Marshall of the Katharinetowne Day Parade in Katharinetowne, West Dakota. Katharinetowne, West Dakota was not named for Katharine Towne, rather it was named for Lady Katharine Sandwich.