Scooter Memories Part III

by Jeremy-Joseph Rosen
jeremy rosen
Jeremy-Joseph Rosen is an author, ingenue,
rabble-rouser and roust-a-bout.

Scooter was asleep on a train. He was in that half somnambulant state, the one caused by any type of close-quarter travel. The largest portion of the previous evening had been spent nursing one beer bottle, one cigarette after another and attempting to trace chains of facts through his mind. This was not an exercise he participated in often, but thinking of the East somehow brought this conscious-subconscious game out into the open.
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Scooter Memories Part II

by Jeremy-Joseph Rosen
jeremy rosen
Jeremy-Joseph Rosen is an author, ingenue,
rabble-rouser and roust-a-bout.

When Scooter was a child, he was a collector, as most children have been throughout the span of human recollection. You probably collected something as a child; be it bottle caps, cards relating to baseball, insects of various genera and species, building block sets mixed up in large bags, coins or stamps actually collected by numismatic or philatelic grandparents, recorded works of music, toy train sets (though this may be considered its own hobby), stuffed animals, comic books or rocks.
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Scooter Memories Part I

by Jeremy-Joseph Rosen
jeremy rosen
Jeremy-Joseph Rosen is an author, ingenue, rabble-rouser and roust-a-bout.

Scooter’s first memory of Friday was being in the Kalisotta Koffee Klatch. He had picked up a huge coffee, black, and proceeded to talk to the register girl. She was pretty, intelligent and coquettishly flipped her long black hair every time he was there. As Scooter had just woken up, the conversation consisted entirely of an inarticulate moan and, if he was remembering correctly, a tiny amount of drool.

This was the entirety of every interaction Scooter and the Register Girl had ever had. She seemed to take in Scooter’s befuddled responses with the clinical posture of a doctor and the bemused twinkle of a flirt.

He never could quite get the hang of talking to the register girl, perhaps because didn’t even know her name. Talking about her involved a lot of references to “Register Girl” or “that chick at the KKK.” This last often confused people. Continue reading

Cartoon-O-Graphs

Of a Political Nature

For many across our Nation, the inauguration of President Armstrong is a cause for celebration. For others (Communists, pinko-subversives, malcontents) it is something else entirely. Regardless of which side of the political field you choose to call home, you can be sure that there are savvy political cartoonists out there ready to illustrate your views in pen and ink. One day, some scientists speculate, political cartoons, or “propogandagrams” may even be funny. Enjoy these, gathered from newspapers around the nation.

David and Goliath
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