Axes & Alleys:Call a Toll-Free Number for Details!

There’s been a lot of talk lately about Global Warming, the Greenhouse Effect, the Next Ice Age, Killer Hurricanes, Dust Bowls and Nuclear Winter. Here at Axes & Alleys, we’re not worried about that all. For one, the Killer Bees will get us first. But, also because there’s a much deadlier and dangerouser threat facing humanity.

It’s called Global Fog, and it could spell the end of society, or at least the end of a society that features speedy driving. With Global Fog, you won’t be able to go more than twenty five miles per hour. The visibility would just be too reduced, you see.

So make sure you buy at least two copies of this issue to help Axes & Alleys in its quest to stop Global Fog. Together we can make a difference of some sort.

The AphrosCover Girl: Sela Ward

Sela Ward helps us all torealize that not
only can women over fifty be attractive,
they can also be cute.
Yes, we are sexist.