Axes & Alleys: It Defies Description

For years it’s saddened us that Axes & Alleys has only been able to provide its unique brand of tractor repair and maintenance related excellence to earth-bound civilizations. That is all about to change.

We’ve now hired the talented voice-actor Clyde Riggmonroe to help us reach a wider audience. Starting next week, Clyde will begin reading every single Axes & Alleys issue aloud. This message of tractor information will be broadcast throughout the Solar System, and beyond, using a specialized three foot satellite dish array which we purchased at the SETI rummage sale.

So, astronauts, aliens and angels, get ready for the best magazine that this little blue planet has to offer.

Jennifer Morison plays Doctor
Allison Cameron on the hit TV
show Hospital. She can
diagnose my acute malignant
angioplasty any time…if you
catch my drift.