Axes & Alleys: A Cornucopia of Wonder!
“Certainty? In this world nothing is certain but death and taxes.”
– Benjamin Franklin, U.S. Postmaster General, Ret.
We’re all familiar with this quote. It’s the sort of gallows humor with which we can all identify. It allows us to know that even though our own lives seem frustrating at times, it’s all right because everyone else is in the same situation. Even Christ our Lord had to pay taxes, using small coins he found in the mouth of a fish.
Axes & Alleys refuses to believe in this sentiment, so we devised a way to escape both death and taxes. It’s so simple we’re surprised no one else ever came up with it.
The answer is our new cryogenic freezing facility in the Cayman Islands. We’ve just gotten the plans approved and we’re set to open the state-of-the-art facility in Spring of 2009.
So despite what Mr. Franklin seems to think, you can avoid death and taxes. Early enrollment starts this month, so drop us a line.
xxx ooo
Delores R. Grunion
