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Dear Readers,

Once again we have been hoodwinked. Recently we had to fire a member of our staff. It seems that correspondent Lilly Saunders (Age 10) failed to properly research her latest story. Entitled “New Advances in Tractor Headlight Fluid” the piece dealt with the varied intricacies of headlight fluid and how they can impact the entire operational capabilities of tractors.

It seems that Lilly Saunders (Age 10) was unaware that tractor headlights are air-cooled and do not require any fluid. It’s that sort of spotty research and writing that forces us to let our contributors go. It’s sad when we have to sack someone who has been with this publication for over twenty years, but sometimes it’s necessary to issue the old pink slip in order to maintain this magazine’s outstanding level of quality and excellence.

She will be replaced by a machine.

xxx ooo
Delores R. Grunion (Ed.)

Pentember Cover-Girl Rose McGowan.
She didn’t actually die in a garage doggy door.