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1. Bobby (owner of Bobby's World of Asphalt-- 613 Prenner Road off Main Street) Says:
   July 29th, 2006 at 9:33 pm

   I respectfully disagree with Senorita Cow (pictured above). While it is high in fiber and vitamin C, grass is not tasty. She is probably a paid spokescow for Murphy’s Dirt, Sod and Turf Emporium. That guy will do anything for a buck.

2. Lionel Buxton Humbridge Says:
   July 30th, 2006 at 11:43 pm

   Murphy’s Dirt, Sod and Turf Emporium, according to Sammael J. Murphy, has never once employed a paid spokescow, nor compensated any cow for positive reviews of its products. A quick check of their SEC filings under the advertising expenditures heading will bear this out.

   No, the cow pictured above, Malory R. Pufenstadt, is not a paid spokescow. Malory R. Pufenstadt truly enjoys all the pleasure and tastiness exhibited by the fine and weedy grass, also pictured above.

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