Special Advertising Section

SPECIAL ADVERTISING SECTION
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Daniel Bester, Inc.

Here at Daniel Bester, Inc. we strive to provide you, the consumer, with the highest quality of product available anywhere in the world. And that’s not just good advertising copy. That’s the truth. From our space-age WINDGO™ to our down-home age-old SPARLOGRAM 6000™ we give you the best for your money.

Seriously.

It’s not like we would lie.

Daniel Bester, Inc. Product List 2002 For Government Contracts
1. Tungsten Core Illumisphere $25.00
2. Personal Handheld Ergonomic Tungsten Core Illumisphere Exciter $53.45
3. Chemically Charged Power Storage Pods for Use with Personal Handheld Ergonomic Tungsten Core Illumisphere Exciter $19.95
4. Polymer Based Cephalo-Protection/Aesthetic-Augmentation System $67.45
with added Propulsion-Styled Ornament $88.45
5. All-Natural Wood Fiber Constructed Oral Foreign Substance Locator/Extractor $12.00
6. Pulp Based External Memory System $89.99
7. External Memory System Input Controller with Attached Polymer Based Deletion and Correction Enabler $24.00
8. Super Cooled Liquid Based Personal Fluid Container and Transport Unit $42.02
with added Ergonomic Stabilization and Control Unit $56.78
9. Cotton Fiber Based Manual Protection Kit $67.95
10. Beveled Photographic Augmenter and Protector with SuperHeated Silica Internal Covering $85.95
11. Ethiopia Originated Granulated Organic Energy Dissemination Fluid $67.00/liter (M.V.)
12. Ceramic Decombustion Chamber and Organic Resin Storage Device $44.89
13. Tumbler-Specific Security Device Deactivation/Reactivation System $56.98
14. Metallic Circuitous Organization and Storage System with Polymer Tab for Multiple Tumbler-Specific Security Device Deactivation/Reactivation Systems $123.90
15. Crude Oil Woven Procreation Disabling Sheathe $65.95
16. Convex Aluminum-Alloy Liquid Sustenance Container-to-Oral-Area Transport Implement and Colloidal Catalyst for Chemical Solutions: for use in Combining Item #11 with Item #20. (Also Available in Polymer Form for Additional $4.50) $54.02
17. Aluminum-Alloy Solid Sustenance Container-to-Oral-Area Transport Implement and Kinetic Separation Stabilization System. For use with Item #18. (Also Available in Polymer Form for Additional $4.50) $54.02
18. Aluminum-Alloy Solid Sustenance Separation System (Also Available in Polymer Form for Additional $4.50) $54.02
19. Space-Age Polymer Based Combination Solid Sustenance Container-to-Oral-Area Transport Implement and Kinetic Separation Stabilization System/Convex Liquid Sustenance Container-to-Oral-Area Transport Implement and Colloidal Catalyst for Chemical Solutions $75.98
20. Refined Glucose (C6H12O6) Flavor Enhancing Substance for Use with Ethiopia Originated Granulated Organic Energy Dissemination Fluid $23.00/oz (M.V.)
21. Outer-Tympanic-Cartilage Mounted Ocular Defense System for Protection Against Visible and Non-Visible Solar and/or Stellar Wave Emissions $1256.90
22. Lipid and Resin Based Personal Odor Prevention Mechanism and Moneran-Protist Elimination Cake-Mass $28.00
23. Upper-Appendage Mounted Quartz Oscillation Measurement Device with Digital Display Interface $206.00
For Classical Styled Analog Display Interface add $129.90
24. Un-mounted Quartz Oscillation Measurement Device with Variable Set Acoustical Output Notation Marker and Alternating and Direct Current External Power Source Connection Node $356.00
25. Spun Cotton Fiber Constructed Outer-Tympanic Bio-Materials Expunger $50.00/20pcs
26. Diaphanous Carbon-Steel Personal Follicle Separator Unit with Ergonomic Polymer Based Frame/Controller $21.34
27. Sterile Re-Condensed Fluid State Hydrodioxide $14.99/liter
28. Hecto-Numeric Probability Determination and Decision Enabling Polymer Cube $10.99
29. Wheel-lock Portable Combustion System with Liquid Fuel Reservoir $25.04
30. 52 Piece Picto-Numeric Polymer Coated Fiber Sheet Multi-Purpose Entertainment System $68.00
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*Standard First Class Shipping via the United States Postal Service. For overnight service or for Specialized Couriers add an additional $125.00 shipping charge per item. Don’t forget to print out this page and mail the form to Daniel Bester, Inc. 1 Corporate Plaza, Katharinetowne, WD 928513.

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