Haduary Issue Premiere

John Denver said it best when he crashed his plane and died lo those years ago. Or so we’d like to assume of John Denver, since no one was there to hear his final words. Instead, we would rather quote Generalissimo Chiang Kai-Shek here. This is, unfortunately, impossible as the man’s utterings were thoroughly uninteresting.

So instead we’ll just let you know that this month’s issue of Axes & Alleys is full of depravity, debauchery, nudity, drugs, sexual innuendo, and tips on how to impersonate Lebanese pop sensation Nancy Ajram.

Download the newest issue of Axes & Alleys today and feel free to ogle all of our previous issues in the archive.

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