Posted on 12 September 2006 by Jeremy Rosen
Fiona Apple had a rather tumutltuous relationship with Scott Birdseye. Mostly it involved tumults.
I was going to ask Fiona Apple out once, but then I figured — Yeah, that’s all I need, to end up as the bad guy in one of her songs. That would totally ruin my chances with her sister.
Sir,
Would not your nuptials make the probabilities of such an encounter much more limited? Also, that Ms. Ms. Maggart is quite imaginary?
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September 12th, 2006 at 11:54 am
I was going to ask Fiona Apple out once, but then I figured — Yeah, that’s all I need, to end up as the bad guy in one of her songs. That would totally ruin my chances with her sister.
September 12th, 2006 at 12:38 pm
Sir,
Would not your nuptials make the probabilities of such an encounter much more limited? Also, that Ms. Ms. Maggart is quite imaginary?