I dispute that bacon and women are the two best things ever. While I do think women are one of the best things ever, I prefer a steak to bacon.
Also, what if one is a homosexual male? Women are then not the best things ever, men are (at least by what appears to be the logical reasoning of this editorial).
Finally, what about vegetarians and vegans? They would obviously not consider bacon one of the best things either, so it wouldn’t-
Oh forget it. I don’t give a fig about vegetarians or vegans.
I dispute that bacon and women are the two best things ever. While I do think women are one of the best things ever, I prefer a steak to bacon.
Also, what if one is a homosexual male? Women are then not the best things ever, men are (at least by what appears to be the logical reasoning of this editorial).
Finally, what about vegetarians and vegans? They would obviously not consider bacon one of the best things either, so it wouldn’t-
Oh forget it. I don’t give a fig about vegetarians or vegans.