Strange Tales of Nostalgia

Once upon a time:

Much like Cuba, Russia once had a Communist government. It wasn’t called Russia then, or even the Empire of All the Russias. It was called the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics or The Evil Empire.

New Zealand had a First Past the Post electoral system.

Pan-American was an airline.

The IRA were terrorists.

The Czech Republic and Slovakia were united into one nation. It was called Czechoslovakia.

Coffee shops didn’t have a menu, they had coffee, espresso, cappuccino and that “au lait” stuff.

Computer data, movies and musical recordings were stored on magnetized tapes.

Punk music apparently didn’t sound polished.

There were once only three television stations. In order to change between the stations a person had to actually get up and turn a knob, yes a knob, on the television set.

UFO sightings were much more common.

Eritrea was once forced to exist under the tyranny of Ethiopia.

There were only 26 amendments to the U.S. Constitution.

The internet as we know it was not around, although there were such things as Usenet and games involving M.U.D. Back then all electronic communications were voice or text-only.

“Paper or plastic” was a much bigger deal.

There was no Democratic Republic of the Congo. It was called Zaire.

Bombs only relied on gravity and planes looked like planes on radar, not sparrows.

When people wanted to listen to a piece of music they would go to a store and purchase a recording of the album.

There was the idea for a space shuttle regularly visiting a vibrant and active space station.

Back in the day there was a well-known Edvard Munch painting called “The Scream.”

Letters were written on paper, placed in an envelope upon which was affixed postage and then mailed.

The tallest buildings in New York were the 110 storey tall World Trade Center Towers, often called The Twin Towers.

AIDS was known as GRID.

Movies were once available on a format called Laser Disc. Even stranger, music was available on things called “minidiscs.”

It was called Burma.

People enjoyed films which utilized special optical effects and camera tricks to create fantastic illusions.

When you wanted to go from New York to Paris in only a couple of hours you would hop on the super-sonic transport plane called The Concorde.

Telephones were actually attached to the wall using a primitive cord and there were no buttons, just a dial.

Students could bring butter knives to school without getting expelled or arrested.

Cartoons used to involve two dimensional figures painted onto sheets of celluloid. Some were even animated in the United States.

There once was a body of water in Asia known as the Aral Sea.

David Bowie often wore more interesting things than a hoodie under a blazer.

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