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August 13, 2007 @ 10:05 pm
God
- He can make a triangle with four sides.
- The Grand Canyon.
- Is omnipotent.
- God does not suffer from hemorrhoids.
- Can make a boulder so big that even he can’t lift it.
- Is that then which no greater can be conceived.
- Created the eye, which is far more complex than that camera you found on that desolate plain.
- Wrote the best selling book of all time.
- Totally got with Mary Magdalene and thus started the Merovingian Dynasty. What dynasty have you ever started?
- Was friends with John Paul II. Yeah, the good pope, not that loser German jackaninny.
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hi i enjoyed the read
Comment by Ricardo
August 18, 2007 @ 7:16 pm