God

The Alpha and / or Omega

  • He can make a triangle with four sides.
  • The Grand Canyon.
  • Is omnipotent.
  • God does not suffer from hemorrhoids.
  • Can make a boulder so big that even he can’t lift it.
  • Is that then which no greater can be conceived.
  • Created the eye, which is far more complex than that camera you found on that desolate plain.
  • Wrote the best selling book of all time.
  • Totally got with Mary Magdalene and thus started the Merovingian Dynasty. What dynasty have you ever started?
  • Was friends with John Paul II. Yeah, the good pope, not that loser German jackaninny.

One comment

  • Ricardo
    August 18, 2007 - 7:16 pm | Permalink

    hi i enjoyed the read

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