Fan Fiction for the Universe
- The one piece erector set
- Lesbian Barbie™
- Difficult Bake Oven
- Coolidge Logs
- The 100% Negative Magic 8 Ball
- Ralph Nader’s Jungle Fort Playset
- Edible mini-Slinkies
- GI Joe™ KP Duty Playset
- Matchbox’s Cars of the Soviet Bloc Deluxe Set
- Wretch-a-Sketch
- The Doll Hovel
- Lawn Daggers
- The Flaming Kite
- Bucket o’ Twigs
- Slug Mansion
- Smurf® Collective Farm Playset
- Transformers® Plywoodobots
- Garfield Calculus Activity Book
- My Little Serpent
- Fully Satisfied Hippos
- Pre-Socratic Philosophers dress up set
- The Mud Tub
- Assorted Lugnuts in a Can
- Severed Rabbit Head
- Jr. Accountant Spread Sheet of Fun
- Nonexistor!® The Incorporeal Action Figure
- Mr. Taro-Root Head
- Bag of Fire
- Napoli & Sons Slaughterhouse: The Role Playing Game
- Human Antenna Suit
- Locktite™ Legos™
- Vivisection Dance Party
- Bob Dole Virtual Reality Goggles
- Hobby Porcupine
- The Electric Hoop
- Lead Duck
- Rubik’s Point
- Viscera in a Jar
- Fisher-Price Anal Beads
- Kiddie Chain Gang
- Toddler-Time Whetstone
- Plasticized Eyeball Marbles
- checker
- Ampu Tee Ball
- Cocaine Mule (Water-soluble Lubricant Included)
- Reality Television Slut Kit
- Tiny Torturer
- Aerosmith: The Experience
- The Kid in the Iron Mask
- Vlad Tepes Chamber of Hamster Horrors