Classified Advertisements November 2005

For Rent
Several “For Sale” signs in very poor condition. Some missing the “s.”
P.O. Box 34-3
New Island, OI
111111

Lost
Left testicle. If found, please return to:
James Inchoate
c/o Alabama State Farming Cooperative
Mobile, AL 36612

Town Hall
Lower Grunding City Council Festival
Sub-Committee is having preliminary hearings on the reintroduction of the Bacon Festival.

For Sale
30 gallons of lake water. $50, non-negotiable. Noel’s boat house
Lake Murray right next
to the Free Plastic Bottle Depot.
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Fun with Words

Anagrams

You can rearrange the words in a phrase to spell new words. Perhaps this can reveal the truth about things. Who knows, lots of things are possible, even stupid things.

Dick Warren Armstrong
Be ware of war god, dude.

The United States of America
Where can we park, sir? My car eats.

San Francisco
Fun in fog sun

Cover the Marmalade in Zeppelins
Many put air ships on jam, a uncle rots

London, England
Long domination

World War Two
Lord, why win tower?

Wear your heart on your sleeve.
Show me my forgotten tomorrow

Axes and Alleys
Dean needs alleles

Palindromes

These fun phrases can be read forward and backwards. What fun you’ll have.

Aztec death means Spaniard yards grow hi-tech, dz.

Madam, there must be in the garden a loose madman.

A can, a tank, a lob the boy at a cantankerous canasta.

Forgive the parish priest, he said the purchased Parcheesi on the olive.

Wexans wait for the whitewash walls of taxaw.

Find the glove, Robert or the rowboat will turn, Ralf.

O! It rains folio!

Dennis and Otto sinned.

Birdman ate sparerib.