The attractiveness of Russian girls is pretty well-known. Also their avarice. Otherwise Russian bride web sites wouldn’t be so prominent and our Russian émigrés here in the States wouldn’t have the well-founded reputation of looking for “rich American husband.” Every … Continue reading
There are only a handful of places I hate more than IKEA: the gypsy slums of Rome, my gangbanger friend’s couch in Compton, Las Cruces in New Mexico, South Carolina’s lovely North Augusta, and the 34th Street QuickStop DMV. That … Continue reading
When I give you my money / I wanna hear you say what I want you to / And act like you mean it baby / or I won’t believe you. Telenovela Star – Le Plum Deux I was not … Continue reading
FOR SALE Mickey Dolenz’ eyebrows. Stolen while he was asleep in the bus station. Yours for $35.00 or trade. Rebecca at line 201. FOR SALE 4 supertankers full of shaving cream in aloe variety. 1.2 million tonnes total. Free Indira … Continue reading
Everyone loves a good excuse to dress up all slutty. Halloween’s as good an excuse as any, I guess. Of course, there are many problems with the usual sexy costumes. Take for instance the sexy bee costume in the above … Continue reading